Living A Life Already Lived

get to know me meme: [1/5] movies // mean girls

"i wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. i wish i could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy."


Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she will fall into a sleep-like death !

Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she will fall into a sleep-like death !

Turn on/off Game

Message me something and I’ll tell you if it’s a turn on or off.

crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.

the-mocking-jay:

cats are assholes and such odd creatures of nature

k-alifornialove:

Want to get fit? DO THIS every morning.

  • next time you want a cookie, eat a fruit.
  • need some chocolate? switch to dark, its way healthier!

small changes make a huge difference, you can do it!

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

myrotflcopter:

showtuna:

group projects

THIS FUCKING MUSICAL